People Who Disliked the Matrix and/or Lord of the Rings Films

Yes, it's true.  If you mention, in my presence, that you dislike either the Matrix of Lord of the Rings films then we can no longer be friends.  I know it seems like a petty little thing, but I just can't tolerate it.  It infuriates me to no end.  If you walked up and smacked me in the face it would be less offensive.  

Here's a few quotes from my reviews of these movies so that you can understand where I'm coming from:

Alan on The Matrix:

The Matrix is everything I hoped it would be and more and more and more and more.

The Matrix Trilogy is nothing short of a masterpiece of Sci-Fi filmmaking and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. 

I hereby proclaim it to be the greatest Sci-Fi Adventure in the history of film. 

Yes, I think it's better (way better) than the Star Wars Series. 

There is no denying that The Matrix is now the new standard for Sci-fi excellence.

The Matrix is a stellar achievement in filmmaking.

What is The Matrix? The Matrix is, without a doubt, the greatest Sci-Fi movie series in the history of the world. There is no legitimate intelligent argument to the contrary.

Read My Full Reviews: The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions and my final thoughts on the trilogy in What is The Matrix?

Alan on The Lord of the Rings:

The Lord of the Rings is a spectacular movie!

You don't really watch this film, you experience it. 

Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest action movies ever made. 

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy will be, undeniably, the greatest filmed series in history.

The Lord of the Rings is the greatest achievement in modern film.

Lord of the Rings is as good as movies get.

The Lord of the Rings films are unlike any other movie in existence.

The Lord of the Rings is absolutely, without a doubt, far and away the best movie in the history of the medium. Nothing even comes close and it will probably be a very long time before anything ever does. It is the defining cinematic event of my lifetime.

Read My Full Reviews: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King

So anyway, I just thought I'd give everyone fair warning.  These movies are off limits if you harbor any negative criticism toward them.