Question #1

You hear shouting coming from the end of the dock.  You run out and see me thrashing around in the water, screaming like a little girl.  Floating next to me is a big giant basket of rapidly sinking baby puppies.  

Who do you save?

   Me

   The Puppies

Question #2

A cacophony of sirens and helicopters seem to be surrounding your house which was just riddled with bullets.  You hear me outside the door pounding and screaming like a little girl for you to come hide me.

What do you do?

   Hide me

   Pretend you didn't hear me and try to save yourself

Question #3

Do you know who Ned Flanders is?

   Yes

   No

Question #4

Your house is burning down.  You can save one thing.

Make your choice.

   Your favorite photo of me

   Something else

Question #5

Have you ever poisoned or considered poisoning me?

  No

   Yes

Question #6

How long of a prison sentence would you serve rather than tell the police that I did it.

   More than 10 years

  Less than 10 years

Question #7

You've just won two tickets for the Monster Truck Show on your local "wacky" morning radio station.  The winner and their guest also get to drive one of the trucks for a lap around the arena and crush one car. 

Do you...

  Immediately call me and tell me I have plans for Friday night

   Take someone else and lie to me about what you were doing Friday night

Question #8

Can I have your organs for transplant when mine fail?

   Yes

   No

Question #9

It's finally time for the dream vacation you've been planning and saving for your whole life.  Just as you're walking out the door I call you and ask you to feed my cat while I'm out of town to see the Annual "Hooters" Volleyball Championships.

Do you...

   Feed my cat

   Tell me you can't feed my cat because you would rather go on vacation

Question #10

Are you taller than me?

   No

   Yes