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Wow! Reviewers have really turned against
Oliver Stone. Every review for this film is basically just a
personal attack on Stone and his directing. It's funny because
Oliver Stone has had one of those careers where his skill and vision has
been celebrated and then that same skill and vision is later in his life
derided. During the 80's he was the stylistic director of his
generation (Salvador, Platoon,
Wall Street, Born on the 4th of July.) During the 90's he was
even more bold and his work started to become misunderstood and wrongly
criticized (The Doors,
JFK, Natural
Born Killers.) The 90's work of Oliver stone is actually my
favorite. (I don't care what Quentin Tarantino says, Natural
Born Killers was
one of the best films ever made.) Now
I don't think Alexander ranks up there with his best work, listed
above, but it is a good film and seemed to be a fine, if abridged, version
of the life of the conqueror.
I would have liked to have seen a little more about his life both on and
off the battlefield but at 3 hours, the film is already pushing the limits
of what most people are willing to sit through. (Personally I hope
the DVD has a few more hours added on.) Alexander
is a perfect "bookend" to Troy,
released earlier this year. In fact, Alexander often speaks of
Achilles in the movie and tries to model himself after him. Troy
was also panned by the critics so if you want to see two good Greek
historical epics, that I liked but critics hated, then Troy and Alexander
are the way to go! Alexander
tells the story of the 32 years that the Macedonian warrior
spent conquering the known (and at times
unknown) world. We see his birth and childhood under the protection
of his mother Olympias and their harsh treatment at the hands of his father
King Philip. In boyhood Alexander meets his friend and future lover Hephaistion.
After Philip is murdered Alexander becomes King and sets out to unite
the world by conquering it all. The
film is narrated by Alexander's former General,
Ptolemy, who now
in old age is dictating his version of events before he expires. The
chronology of the film jumps about from Alexander's childhood and teen years
to his campaigns through Greece, Persia and India. The
scale of the film is huge, like Troy was, but the battles this time
seemed less computer generated. The hordes of soldiers appeared to have
all been played by live flesh and blood actors and the violence is a bit bloodier.
It makes the carnage and outcome of war more personal. Throughout
the film the characters become more weathered, aged, scarred and broken.
This was a nice touch and quite different from the Brad Pitt version of Achilles
in Troy who pretty much died as beautiful as he first appeared at the
beginning of the film. This
is not to say there were no digital effects, I think they were just woven
more tightly into the background. Besides
the rumors of off screen love affairs among the cast and crew, the biggest
scandal now that the film has been released seems to be that Oliver Stone,
bowing to MPAA and conservative religion
concerns, has toned down the homosexuality of Alexander. Every review
seems to echo the last in saying that the film discounts
and diminishes the amount of gay love that people were apparently expecting.
I don't understand this criticism at all. This film was teeming with
homosexuality. Alexander's love, both emotionally and physically
for Hephaistion was obvious and well documented
in the film. It is the single strongest bond in the movie and aside
from the fact that the film did not include straight out homosexual penetration
did not for me lessen the obvious bond between these two characters.
And Hephaistion
was not even the only homosexual encounter in the film. Alexander took
another male lover that he found during his conquest of Persia and that boy
stayed with him until the end as well. I
think it's insane that reviewers have said the film wasn't "gay enough."
What exactly were they expecting? One
part I thought was funny was when Alexander's armies first moved into India,
they encountered monkeys for the first time and thought they were little hairy
men. The soldiers, used to fighting everyone
they encountered, started killing the monkeys and trying to conquer them as
well. The
film had at least three quotes that were direct slams on the current American
Presidential administration. The one I
most remember went something like "Persia (think Iraq) is easy to conquer
but difficult to rule." This seems to be another sticking point
for some critics as they see Stone showing his current political
opinions. The
actors all do a fine job although Colin Farrell
was probably not the best choice for Alexander. His Irish accent, which
he seems capable of hiding in other films (Minority
Report, Phone
Booth, etc.) popped up now and again during
his speeches. Anthony Hopkins
was fine as the narrator Ptolemy. Christopher Plummer
had a brief cameo as Alexander's teacher, Aristotle.
Jared Leto
was stunning as Alexander's friend and love, Hephaistion.
Rosario Dawson
is super-sexy
as Alexander's bride Roxane.
Val Kilmer
was fun as the the ruthless father of
Alexander King Philip. And finally (the
main reason I even saw this movie) Angelina
Jolie continues to be the closest thing we have
to a living Goddess
walking the earth today. Every scene she's in is captivating
and the weird Transylvania-type accent she uses in this film just makes her
all the more alluring.
She is, without a doubt, the most beautiful
person in the world today. Should
you go see Alexander at the movie theatre? I don't know.
The battles and grandeur
of the film will be lost on even the biggest TV sets. But the three
hours of mostly drama sprinkled with intense bloody action may not be for
everyone's tastes. I liked it and was not disappointed but I'm a true
blue Oliver Stone fan. As far as I'm concerned every movie he's ever
made or will make is great.
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